Majority of Sutton Pedestrians Favor E-bike Ban
An informal survey of three pedestrians reveals a striking 90% support for banning E-bikes from Sutton town centre!
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Study Finds iPad Users' Fingers May Turn Electromagnetic
A groundbreaking study from the University of Luton Airport reveals that the fingers of iPad enthusiasts may have become electromagnetic. This discovery came after security operators noticed unusual false positives from scanners.
The Return of Carshalton Fireworks: A Night of Joy and Light
On Tuesday, when the ducks at Carshalton Ponds began their "ooohs" and "aaahs," the town felt a spark—like a woolly jumper fresh from the dryer. Noticeboards whispered first: a scrap of paper here, a chalked star there, a comet doodled on a café menu. Gossip
The Enchanting Return of Carshalton Fireworks
On the Tuesday when the ducks at Carshalton Ponds began practising their “ooohs” and “aaahs,” the town felt a prickle—like a woolly jumper sparking fresh from the tumble dryer. The noticeboards whispered it first: a scrap of paper here, a chalked star there, a shy comet doodled in the
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The Joyful Return of Carshalton Fireworks
On Tuesday, when the ducks at Carshalton Ponds began practicing their “ooohs” and “aaahs,” the town felt a tingle—like a woolly jumper fresh from the dryer. The noticeboards whispered first: a scrap of paper here, a chalked star there, a shy comet doodled on a café menu. Gossip then
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Powerful neodymium magnets in a desktop fan create a breeze strong enough to send a pet hamster joyfully soaring into the snack cupboard.